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Beefeater’s Underdog Lock of the Weekend

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Place To Bet:
Top Bet
Betting Card:
Detroit Lions Moneyline +250
Bet : Payout Ratio
1 : 2.50
This bet is a great bet. People forget that the Detroit Lions have been one of the most consistent teams all year. They had an injury to Calvin Johnson in the middle part of the year, but were still able to pull out key victories. This is can be greatly attributed to the play of their #1 against the rush defense. Additionally they finished with an 11-5 record after having two games stripped away from them from inconsistent kicker play prior to Matt Prater’s arrival. That puts the realistic value of the Lions at 13-3. Dallas has been hot as of late and will be playing at home. However Dallas has not been in the playoffs since 2009, and Tony Romo is desperate for a big fuck up game. Not to mention that the fact that Dez Bryant is liable to flip the fuck out at any point, but especially if he is not getting touches while Calvin Johnson is going off. Oh yah, not to mention the fact that Suh might stomp out Romo and cripple his back subsequently ending his career.

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Beefeater Parlay: NFL Wildcard Weekend

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This post is a blessing for all of you Finches out there trying to get your first Parlay card fix from our website. You are in store for a doozy of a Sunday if you follow these picks. However you’ll notice that I broke one of my golden Parlay Rules found in this article. I guess we will see if I am able to break my own rules like a hypocritical girlfriend, or if it crashes and burns in my face like an adolescent teen arriving home after being caught broken his parents’ rules.

Bet: Payout Ratio

1 : 13.619

Place To Bet: Top Bet

Parlay Card:

  1. Detroit +250
  2. Baltimore +145
  3. Colts -170

Detroit at home is my lock of the week. So you better damn know that Daddy is going to include them in his parlay rather than let any arbitrarily imposed rules from my first article aforementioned. When a gambler’s got a gut feeling all rules are out the window and all cards are on the table. Baltimore is a solid bet considering Le’Veon Bell is going to be out for the Steelers. He was the heart and soul of this offense with over 1,300 yards rushing, and 854 yards receiving. That is a lot of yardage to make up as well as added attention able to be given to stud receiver Antonio Brown. Finally, this playoff is the playoff of Andrew Luck. Cincinatti has never won a playoff game under Martin Lewis, so what makes you think that is going to change? Luck is going to have a great preseason with his favorite dynamic receiver TY Hilton returning. Do not forget to sign up and place your bets at our trusted partner:


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Beefeater’s 5 Parlay Rules For Success

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Before reading remember that you can always find a home for your betting here, even if you’re in the United States: TopBet

  1. Respect The Parlay
    • Never include a bet which you have made an individual, solo bet on first into the parlay. There is nothing worse than your solo bet and parlay all going to shit because of one fuck up.
  2. Maximize Your Earnings
    • Always include at least one dog into the parlay in order to maximize your earnings.
  3. Be Realistic
    • Do not make serious parlay bets with more than 4 events. However if you’re a broke fuck and still surviving on your refund checks in college throw $1 on a 9 or 10 team parlay you have my permission.
  4. Be Patient
    • Do not rebet the parlay once it has been broken with a loss. This is for all you suckers that think your 4 team parlay is a lock and the first event you chose which lost was just a fluke, so you reenter a 3 team parlay. Bad News.
    • They always want to take your money twice. Once it’s gone, let it go, and start again the next day.
  5. Rome Was Not Built In A Day
    • Parlays are tough and you should enter them with the correct expectations. You will always lose more than you win, but the important part is to choose the correct bets to include and always follow the above rules to ensure you make money. Which is always the goal!
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Top 10 Hottest Celebrity Ivy League Graduates

  1. Elizabeth Banks
  • This 40 year old vixen is a University of Pennsylvania alum and in the Sorority Delta Delta Delta where she was known by her real name Elizabeth Mitchell. Check out this sexy blonde’s top work here: Elizabeth Banks
  • Cast member Banks poses at the premiere of "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" in Los Angeles
  1. Ivanka Trump
  • This blonde bombshell graduated from Wharton at the University of Pennsylvania to become head of acquisitions for daddy, but no matter how successful she is those legs will always look great in the board room.
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  1. Emma Watson
  • This Brown graduate and famed Harry Potter actress has been the fantasy of nerds everywhere for over a decade, but now has graduated to being a part of the Ivy League pedigree eligible for a good pounding.
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  1. Jordana Brewster
  • The graduate of Yale University has been named on numerous “Top 100 Hottest Women” lists, but was unable to top our list with these other beauties because frankly, professional success matters in the Ivy League and if it was not for her hotness she would had never been cast in a movie.
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  1. Tyra Banks
  • Tyra Banks…Harvard? If you weren’t sure what to think, have faith that these two words actually go together now. The former supermodel has studied at Harvard earning a certificate. Well earning a certificate may not be the most prestigious of academic credential, but with her legs we’ll be forced to accept her into the Ivy League family.
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  1. Natalie Portman
  • The ultimate combination of beauty and brains as she graduated from Harvard. If there is a woman for this generation of girls to emulate it would be her, but the addition of a boob job would not hurt. However check her out in some girl on girl action in Black Swan here: Natalie Portman
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  1. Amanda Peete
  • The only one on this list with a degree from Columbia University she has had a solid career in acting, but we wish we could tie her up and have our way with her like the scene from Saving Silverman. Check the scene out here: Saving Silverman
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8. Connie Britton

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  • This Nashville and former Friday Night Lights beauty has the rare mixture of legs and intelligence making her the Cougar all Ivy Leaguers should aim to slay as she graduated from Dartmouth. Check her in the cult classic TV Series Friday Night Lights here: Friday Night Lights, Season 1 – Friday Night Light

9. Tatyana Ali

  • Fresh out of Bel Air this ivory goddess graduated from Harvard University with an African Studies degree, but maybe a bro from Alpha Epsilon Pi can give her an education on Caucasian Studies.
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Julie Bowen

  • This graduate from Brown University has been able to tickle us for years with her humor in everything from Happy Gilmore to Modern Family. Hopefully one day she will be able to tickle my balls! But until then download Happy Gilmore and get ready to add Julie Bowen to your spank bank: Happy Gilmore
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