Ladies (and gentleman), listen up because we have a spectacular opportunity for you.
According to http://fiftyshadesexperience.com, for a meager $12,397 you can “live a weekend with Christian.” The FiftyShadesExperience website goes on to boldly state the following directions for potential clients:
Step down from the helicopter. Christian will lead you to the Red Room. The rest is your secret.
That’s right, you read that correctly: Step down from the helicopter. Does this mean that you will actually get to fly around in a motherfucking helicopter? Apparently so, as part of the purchase agreement includes a helicopter flight around your choice of either Los Angeles or New York City.
Once you’ve received confirmation of your booking, you will be able to select your own “Christian” from a selection of experienced BDSM dominant artists. Now, what is really interesting here is that potential customers will not be able to see the selection of so-called BDSM experts before they bust out their platinum credit card. Interesting marketing strategy.
Now, before any “play” can happen, you must sign the Dominant – Submissive Contract — a binding contract (literally) that allows you and “Christine” to live out BDSM practices in the Red Room of Pain for a weekend. Tantalizing.
Sadly, due to “great demand there is a waiting list for the Fifty Shades Experience. There are available bookings from April on.” Bummer.
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