Legitimate facts, legitimate logic.
1) Students celebrate Dragon Day every year in March. Architecture students build a dragon and then the entire school sets it on fire.
The coolest thing to do on Saturday’s is to stare at giant paper mache dragons.
2) Cornell students play human chess.
Yeah, I’m not sure what they are wearing on their heads either.
3) The amount of time spent involved in the above activity is inversely proportional to the amount of time you can expect to have a naked female next to you.
Said no females, ever.